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Old Feb 13, 2010, 12:37 AM // 00:37   #1
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Default Anet employees have dirty minds (Post sexual innuendos in GW in this thread)

One of the fortunes from the fortune teller when asked about your love life is "Before you can love another, you must first learn to love yourself. Buy door locks." I hope that doesn't mean what I think it means...

Another example. You fight Corsair SEAMEN in the quest "A STICKY Operation" (This is the only place where they are called seamen btw)

Post any other innuendos you have found across GW.
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Old Feb 13, 2010, 12:53 AM // 00:53   #2
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One of the fortunes from the fortune teller when asked about your love life is "Before you can love another, you must first learn to love yourself. Buy door locks." I hope that doesn't mean what I think it means...

Another example. You fight Corsair SEAMEN in the quest "A STICKY Operation" (This is the only place where they are called seamen btw)

Post any other innuendos you have found across GW.
I laughed so hard at the first one
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Old Feb 13, 2010, 12:59 AM // 00:59   #3
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http://wiki.guildwars.com/wiki/User:...e_Anet_Content
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Old Feb 13, 2010, 01:13 AM // 01:13   #4
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Inappropriate stuff aside, how about Anet inconsistency?

>Hurrr let's ban all drug references but call these plants "ayahuasca."
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Old Feb 13, 2010, 01:22 AM // 01:22   #5
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maybe I am the only one who sees this as dirty though...
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Old Feb 13, 2010, 01:38 AM // 01:38   #6
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I just 'lol' at how his name is Bendah, haha
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Old Feb 13, 2010, 01:48 AM // 01:48   #7
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maybe I am the only one who sees this as dirty though...
It wouldn't have been so bad if they would have out made it without the "Cough" But that just made it terrible... Lol
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Old Feb 13, 2010, 01:56 AM // 01:56   #8
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I wouldn't have found this so f*cked up, if it wasn't for the fact that my acount is remaining perm banned for offensive names.

Yes, my names could have been interpretted offensive, but some of them simply weren't. There is no 2 ways about the stuff Anet put in their game (Golden Pillar, self-cutting), and that IS ok?

I have been banned for "Jozef Fritzl", "Borat Vs The Blacks" *Inititally referring to the Allblacks, but even if I didn't, wtf is racist about that?*, "Dont Touch Me HIV" and "Saddam Houssein".

Anet is king of double standards, but geez some of the stuff I read (on that wiki page), well my "offensive history" doesn't even come remotely close...
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Old Feb 13, 2010, 03:29 AM // 03:29   #9
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I wouldn't have found this so f*cked up, if it wasn't for the fact that my acount is remaining perm banned for offensive names.
Yes, my names could have been interpretted offensive, but some of them simply weren't. There is no 2 ways about the stuff Anet put in their game (Golden Pillar, self-cutting), and that IS ok?
I have been banned for "Jozef Fritzl", "Borat Vs The Blacks" *Inititally referring to the Allblacks, but even if I didn't, wtf is racist about that?*, "Dont Touch Me HIV" and "Saddam Houssein".
Anet is king of double standards, but geez some of the stuff I read (on that wiki page), well my "offensive history" doesn't even come remotely close...
Well here is the thing, the sexual innuendos in Guild Wars are funny, those names are not.
Yes, you shouldn't have been banned for those names but honestly those names spell, "immature."
Wait, what thread am I on?
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Old Feb 13, 2010, 03:32 AM // 03:32   #10
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LOL This boss used to be named "Alana Pekpek" but changed it to "Alana Kepkep"

http://wiki.guildwars.com/wiki/Alana_Kepkep

I couldn't stop laughing when I first saw him

Alana Pekpek in our language (Tagalog/Filipino) means "No more Pu--y"

I had an impression during the early days of GW that there were some filipino working in anet
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Old Feb 13, 2010, 03:49 AM // 03:49   #11
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In psychology it's called projection, think about it. Zahr Dalsk also makes an excellent point.
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Old Feb 13, 2010, 05:51 AM // 05:51   #12
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Old Feb 13, 2010, 05:59 AM // 05:59   #13
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Lol I like how the wiki describes Deadspawn Maw (Toothy Vagina)
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Old Feb 13, 2010, 06:10 AM // 06:10   #14
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Can't believe no one has said this yet, not even the wiki page. Tain's Corruption? Giant Sperm FTW!
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Old Feb 13, 2010, 06:47 AM // 06:47   #15
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Old Feb 13, 2010, 06:56 AM // 06:56   #16
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Well, all Polish players laugh at Dupek the Almighty.

...It translates to "Asshole the Almighty" in our version.
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Old Feb 13, 2010, 07:03 AM // 07:03   #17
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Great, so the old "Obsidian Dildo of Woe" joke wasn't as much a joke as we thought it was.

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So, where do those drop?
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Old Feb 13, 2010, 07:27 AM // 07:27   #18
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has everybody forgotten about the PvP penis blade????


Anet has a has a sense of humor, just don't try it at home cause they'll ban you

also just look at the banana scythe c'mon if that not an innuendo i dont know what is

(quote from scrubs The Todd: "innuendo, no in your end-o") high five lol

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Old Feb 13, 2010, 08:12 AM // 08:12   #19
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Interesting, never knew about that haha.
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Old Feb 13, 2010, 08:46 AM // 08:46   #20
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Adrin wins this thread.
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